ftp.cam.org/users/malak/startrek/wussley/ This is my anti-wussley site. It contains anti-wussley stuff, most of which I didn't write. Any questions should be directed to the author of the specific piece in question. "The Wuss", Wussley, Weasley, Weaseal, etc. are Wesley Crusher, a much despised character in Star Trek: The Next Generation If I'm archiving something that's yours, and you don't want me to, please tell me -- my address is malak&pobox.com (&=@) For an MS-DOS utility to decompress these files, go to http://www.winzip.com A) drop me a line at malak&pobox.com (&=@) (it's nice to know my site is being used :)) B) tell me if you like anything C) tell me if you have anything to add D) have any corrections antiwes.zip A talk about why some people hate Wes so much adayinth.zip I take a stab at Wes. A few "typical" days in the life of Wes and the pranks, both harmless and not so harmless, which get played on the wuss beavbutt.zip A story in which Beavis and Butthead and Wes meet; of course B & B kill Wes bettkim.zip Why Harry Kim is better than the wuss bites.zip an alternate ending to Generations -- secretly occuring in the holodeck -- in which Wes comes back and ends up in a warp core breach in order to stabilize it borgwes.zip The Slaughter of Ensign Wesley. The Borg dissect Wes much to the delight of the crew, but there's a twist. Unfinished, contains some suggestive material breach.zip Wes gets killed in the warp core bridge.zip Picard thinks Wes is captaining his bridge bus.zip The wuss plays with a toy truck comeuppa.zip Wes gets killed twice by Barclay croquet.zip The wuss is invited to a game of croquet in the holodeck. In the process of being "accidentally" hit by a croquet ball, the crew discovers what we all know; his head was empty! crusher.zip "Ensign Crusher Die Die Die" by John Foerch. A simple`game in which you are to kill the wuss by dropping 9-ton weights on him doritos.zip Wes makes the big mistake of eating Worf's Doritos ds9wuss.zip Wes comes aboard DS9 and is assigned airlock duty fcwuss.zip How ST: First Contact may have worked out had Wes been on the trip iwussley.zip Various holodeck scenarios in which Worf destroys Wes kayaking.zip An alternate subplot in "Transfigurations" in which O'Brien takes Wes out kayaking killwes1.zip "101 ways to kill/torture Wesley Crusher "Clean Document"" suggestions welcome! killwus2.zip "kill the wuss" by Bret Lantz. A simple action/adventure game in which you are to accumulate stuff and try kill the wuss while trying to avoid getting killed by him lift.zip Picard tosses wussley down the turboshaft martha.zip A Marthat Stewart craft session using the wuss' head misadven.zip "The Misadventures of Wesley Crusher" Contains some sexually explicit and violent scenes moreways.zip More ways to kill/torture Wes necheyev.zip Admiral Necheyev berates Picard for having let Wes on the bridge during "Encounter at Farpoint" nerdtrek.zip Wes takes over the computer; the crew meet the guys from Lambda-Lambda- Lamda (Revenge of the Nerds) and take a liking to the "new" computer pain.zip Wes experiments with "happy receptors", but actually they're misery receptors, and pays the price pantomin.zip The wuss is used as either the front or rear ends of horses. Either way he loses :) plotless.zip A scene on the bridge in which Worf gets his chance to kill Wes popwease.zip The wuss fails at saving the day during a Romulan attack; a visit from the Traveller determines why pulpwars.zip a crossover of Pulp Fiction, Star Trek & Star Wars in which the wuss dies at the hands of a Borg Boba Fett reasons.zip Top 10 reasons to hate the wuss returns.zip Wes comes back to the Enterprise on a holiday. Everybody tries to avoid him and get him kicked off of the ship while he of course performs unauthorized upgrades smeghead.zip A TNG Red Dwarf crossover -- sort of -- in which Wes is diagnosed with a horrible condition :) spotkill.zip Wes gets transformed into a hideous monster by a new device he's created and accidentally activated by Data's cat, Spot stewart.zip crafts with the wuss' head a la Martha Stewart suicide.zip Wes comes up with a messy way to commit suicide superwes.zip Considerations of a scenario in which Wes dates Amanda, the human Q things.zip more ways to kill the wuss top10-2.zip Top ten reasons to kill Wes unbirth.zip Wes gets killed in a holodeck program. While not XXX, I would definitely rate this as being adult material only weasel7.zip The Weasel Saga, part 7 weaselii.zip The Weasel Saga, part 1 weasely.zip Wes brings the Enterprise to the wrong place, and because the because the crew forgot to turn on the viewscreen Wes is blamed, torn to pieces, is given an acid that eats up his insides, and the remains are used as extra ship energy wesbart.zip A scenario in which Bart Simpson replaces Wesley Crusher wesbiff.zip A weird story in which some internet guy named Biff and the wuss meld to make a new person westakes.zip Wes gets command of the 1701-D by rewriting the script windy.zip Another song attacking Wes wusascii.zip Ascii art of Wes wusroast.zip "Chestnuts Roasting O'er an Open Fire" sung to an anti-wussley theme wussback.zip "The Weasel Came Back" -- sung to the tune of "The Cat Came Back" wussend.zip A Klingon story told by Worf about how Wes made a monument for the Klingons wussfaq.zip The alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die and alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die FAQ wussgets.zip "The Wuss Gets It," a story that I wrote. Wes is particularly annoying and whiny while organizing a party, so the crew exacts revenge wussgolf.zip ABC's wide world of sports describing the Wussley Action Figure Open Golf Tourney wusslost.zip The wuss is lost during an away mission and Picard asks for suggestions as to how to proceed