Zee Svedeesh Cheff un zee Veb
Thees pege-a hes beee eccessed  temes.

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Here-a ere-a a foo seetes thet I'fe-a cullected ubuoot zee cheff un zee
veb und ftp. Injuy!

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http://astro.queensu.ca/~dursi/borker.html

Zee incheffereezer un zee veb.

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ftp.cam.org/users/malak/swedishchef

Dun's Svedeesh Cheff seete-a -- incloodes suoonds, peectoores, "Femuoos
Borkers", "Zee Sveedish Cheff's Cuukbuuk", a Ster Trek/Svedeesh cheff
crussufer stury.

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http://forth.stir.ac.uk/~sac1/chef/ftp_chef.html

Svedeesh cheff pege-a -- peectoores, suoonds, incheffereezer oon zee veb,
hoo tu get zee incheffereezer es vell es murrur seete-a.

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http://wwwtios.cs.utwente.nl/~kenter/swedishchef.html

Unuzeer Svedeesh Cheff pege-a -- ixpleeens zee cheff, hes incheffereezer
in C, und a leenk tu a pege-a veet lueds ooff fegetereeun receepes
trunsleted intu Muck Svedeesh (beeg).

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ftp://shell5.ba.best.com/pub/tbrowne/swedish_chef

FEQ, incheffereezers, femuoos pusts frum zee heestury ooff zee noosgruoop.

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http://www1.mhv.net/~guito/chef2f.htm (frames)
http://www1.mhv.net/~guito/chef2.htm (no frames)
It's a Bork Fest! Xefeeer hes qooeete-a zee shreene-a here-a
veet muny greet pusts un peectoores frum zee noosgruoop.

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incheffereezer un
zee veb, incheffereese e veb pege-a, muuse-a peectoore-a.

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Zee incheffereezer fur Vinduvs '95

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Unuzeer incheffereezer used tu incheffereeze-a veb peges

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Zee ooffffeeciel Mooppet seete-a pege-a fur Zee Cheff

Reeght noo yuoo cun joost try tu trunslete-a Zee Cheff's vurds

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Iffyuoo knoo off uny oozer seetes, pleese-a send zeem tu me-a!

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Zee Sveedish Cheff!!!

Sounds

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Ze Swedish Chef

peectoores, suoonds, incheffereezer

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Mail from the Chef

Send meeel tu sumeune-a thruoogh un incheffereezer feelter

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The Swedish Chef

peectoores

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